Retirement Wishes and
Be Used for Retirement
Here are the top-10 retirement wishes according to the How to Retire
Happy Website to go along with the various retirement quotes and
retirement sayings as well as the funny retirement poems:
#1 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May you pursue what you truly want out of retirement, and not what others want you to pursue or
what other retirees are pursuing.
#2 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for
May your retirement be like the experience of a kid being out of school for
the summer - but the summer never ends. This is best
attained by following the principles of The
World's Best Retirement Book.
#3 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow you to do what you don’t like as little as possible
and what you like as much as possible just as my retirement plan allows me to
#4 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow you the freedom to become more enlightened, to
realize that before you climb over the side of the fence to where the grass appears greener, that it's much
easier and satisfying to water your side of the fence first!
#5 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow you to go to the museum every day of the
week and spend at least 4 hours starring at Picassos, Renoirs, and Rembrandts.
#6 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement be one where you get to be a role model for future baby boomer retirees by showing that
you can add shape and meaning to your life by partaking in interesting leisure activities, creating social
networking opportunities, and adding the "spiritual element" to retirement.
#7 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for
May your retirement allow you to pay much more attention to your
health, keeping in mind that health should rank not only as high,
but higher, than your job, your favorite TV show, your house, and
#8 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement be such that you indulge in interesting a
satisfying retirement activities that connect you to all that is bigger
#9 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow you to live your life and forget your age
as well as to retire rich but die
broke after you have made your retirement speech.
#10 of My 10 Retirement Wishes for
Jack, may your retirement allow you to
pursue your life time goal which is to break into the house of the bastard who broke into yours.
Retirement Wishes and Retirement Toasts
Rewired for Retirement!
May you get a chance to wear this T-shirt that says "Gone Hunting - Retirement
May your retirement plan be such that you don't have to ask yourself, " How much do I need to
RETIRED: Don't underestimate the luxury of being able to do nothing when you want to.
May you be able to go a whole year without having to use an alarm clock.
Life is mostly froth and bubble.
Two things stand like stone:
Dodging duty at the double,
Retiring and leaving work alone.
— Unknown Retiree
May your being retired connect you to all that is truly you and much bigger than this organization ever
May your early retirement be one of discovery - new found time, new found freedoms, new interesting routines, and renewed
appreciation of what life is really about.
May your retirement plan be as exciting and interesting as my retirement
You were given three special gifts when you were born: The gift of life, the gift of love, and the gift
of laughter. May your retirement allow you to share these gifts with the rest of the world
- and have the rest of the world play merrily with you.
In your thirty-nine years with our organization, Eric, you have used up two truck loads of
paper, sent out 1,600 reports, used up 1,800 pens and pencils, and, of course, told at least 10,000
retirement retirement jokes to lighten up the
day for your co-workers. How much money you have made for the organization is in doubt, however,
according to the Human Resources Department. But the rest of us don't care because you were
such a great person to work with.
May your retirement wind up such that you wouldn’t trade your situation for anything else -
From Scott Burns, Retirement Columnist
While all that retirement money that may go to worthy causes - such as making their Mercedes
payments, providing their children with beautiful teeth that glow in the dark and liberating their
expensive wine from its glass prison so it can find its way back into the water
supply — our best defense is to remember that
life isn't just about money.
The latest retirement book in this realm is How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free: Retirement
Wisdom That You Won't Get From Your Financial Adviser by Ernie J.
Zelinski. This book follows on his earlier The Joy of Not Working, whose
title gives you an idea of his central theme.
Trust me — there are books about investing and personal
finance that are far more complicated. But few are more accessible, useful and meaningful.
— Scott Burns,
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Copyright 2017 by Ernie Zelinski,
Author of The World's Best