Retirement
Wishes and Retirement Toasts
That
Can Be Used for Retirement
Parties
Here are the top-10 retirement wishes according to the How
to Retire Happy Website to go along with the various
retirement quotes and retirement sayings as well as
the funny retirement
poems:
#1 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May you pursue what you truly want out of
retirement, and not what others want you to pursue or
what other retirees are pursuing.
#2 of My
10 Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement be
like the experience of a kid being out of school for
the summer - but the summer never ends.
This is best attained by following the principles of
The World's Best Retirement
Book.
#3 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow
you to do what you don’t like as little as possible and
what you like as much as possible just as
my retirement plan allows me to do.
#4 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow
you the freedom to become more enlightened, to
realize that before you climb over the side of the
fence to where the grass appears greener, that it's
much easier and satisfying to water your side of the
fence first!
#5 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement allow
you to go to the museum every day of the week
and spend at least 4 hours starring at Picassos,
Renoirs, and Rembrandts.
#6 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement be one where you get to be a role
model for future baby boomer retirees by showing that
you can add shape and meaning to your life by partaking
in interesting leisure activities, creating social
networking opportunities, and adding the "spiritual
element" to retirement.
#7 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for
You
May your retirement allow
you to pay much more attention to your
health, keeping in mind that health should rank not
only as high,
but higher, than your job, your favorite TV show, your
house, and
your car.
#8 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your retirement be
such that you indulge in interesting a
satisfying retirement activities that connect you to
all that is bigger
than you.
#9 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
May your
retirement allow you to live your life and
forget your age as well as to
retire rich but die broke after you have made
your
retirement speech.
#10 of My 10
Retirement Wishes for You
Jack, may your retirement allow
you to pursue your life time goal which is to
break into the house of the bastard who broke into
yours.
More Retirement
Wishes and Retirement
Toasts
Rewired for
Retirement!
May you get a chance to wear this
T-shirt that says "Gone Hunting - Retirement Rocks!"
often.
May your retirement plan be such
that you don't have to ask yourself, "
How much do I need to retire?"
RETIRED: Don't underestimate the luxury of being
able to do nothing when you want to.
May you be able to go a whole year without having to
use an alarm clock.
Life is mostly froth and bubble.
Two things stand like stone:
Dodging duty at the double,
Retiring and leaving work alone.
— Unknown Retiree
May your being retired connect you to all that is
truly you and much bigger than this organization ever
was.
May your early retirement be
one of discovery - new found time, new
found freedoms, new interesting routines, and
renewed appreciation of what life is really
about.
May your retirement plan be as exciting
and interesting as
my retirement plan.
You were given three special gifts when you were
born: The gift of life, the gift of love, and the gift
of laughter. May your retirement allow you to
share these gifts with the rest of the world -
and have the rest of the world play merrily with
you.
In your thirty-nine years with our
organization, Eric, you have used up two truck loads of
paper, sent out 1,600 reports, used up 1,800 pens and
pencils, and, of course, told at least 10,000
retirement
retirement jokes to lighten up the day for your
co-workers. How much money you have made for the
organization is in doubt, however, according to the
Human Resources Department. But the rest of
us don't care because you were such a great person to
work with.
May your retirement wind up such that you
wouldn’t trade your situation for anything else -
bar none!
From
Scott Burns, Retirement
Columnist
Dallas Morning
News
|
While all that retirement money that may go
to worthy causes - such as making their
Mercedes payments, providing their children
with beautiful teeth that glow in the dark and
liberating their expensive wine from its glass
prison so it can find its way back into the
water supply - our best defense is to remember
that life isn't just about money.
The latest retirement book in this realm is
How to Retire Happy, Wild, and
Free: Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get
From Your Financial
Adviser by Ernie J.
Zelinski. This book follows on his earlier
The Joy of Not
Working, whose title
gives you an idea of his central theme.
Trust me - there are books about investing
and personal finance that are far more
complicated. But few are more accessible,
useful and meaningful.
- Scott Burns,
Retirement
Columnist
Dallas Morning
News
|
Amazon.com's #1
Retirement
Book
. .
.
How to Retire Happy, Wild, and
Free is so rich with retirement
wisdom, including a chapter about where to
retire, and has such immense power to change
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feature.
Purchase
How to
Retire Happy, Wild, and
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Copyright 2010 by
Ernie
Zelinski,
Author of
The World's Best Retirement
Book
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