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Retirement Cake Sayings

and Retirement Party Ideas

Question: What is a retirement party?
Answer: It is a nice way for the company to tell you to get lost!

Retirement cake sayings for the cake at retirement parties can be humorous or serious. 

A professional cake decorator in reply to a query on Yahoo Questions advises: "Does the retiree like fishing, tv surfing, cars? What's his favorite hobby? Incorporate that into the cake theme. Then have it say 'Happy tv surfing' 'Look out fish, he's coming for ya!' or 'Bout time you got to that car'!"

Alternatively, a retirement cake saying can be sincere and express how the retiree was admired, what impression the retiree made on others, and how his or her colleagues wish for his or her continued growth and happiness in retirement.

I would go along with the professional cake decorator and "Make it funny because this is a time for the retiree to enjoy life!

Also buy the retiree a copy of The World's Best Retirement Book.

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Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Here are the top-10 retirement cake sayings according to the How to Retire Happy Website to go along with the retirement humor, various retirement quotes and retirement sayings, and funny retirement sentiments:

#1 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT GARTH AND DIANE! - You Now Have the Time to Happily Spend Your Kids' Inheritance!

#2 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT JUDY! We Know That There Will Be Life After Retirement for You  - a Great Life, Indeed! 

#3 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement Randall! - We know that you will be the person who returns dignity to the art of loafing. 

#4 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement Samuel! - Now every day can be Saturday! 

#5 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Happy Retirement Sandra! - Now every day can be a weekend! 

#6 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBERT! - All you have to do now is what the voices in your wife's head tell you to do. 

#7 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT KATHERINE! - Who says a woman's work is never done? 

#8 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement to Ross! Now Gainfully Unemployed - And  Very Proud of It, Too!

#9 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBIN: Retirement for you will surely be one of rediscovery - new found time, new found freedom, a new routine, and a renewed appreciation of what life is really about.

#10 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Happy Retirement Mabel!  We know that you will be working part-time to spoil your grandkids. 

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Happy Retirement Fiona!  If you retire right, the only thing you will worry about is when to eat and when to sleep.

Happy Retirement Tricia!  Retirement is merely ending one venture and beginning a new chapter of life.


Happy Retirement Don! The Countdown is Over - We Know You Are Retired and Enjoying Life to the Fullest

Happy Retirement Denise — No Alarm Clock. No Commute. No Problem.

Happy Retirement Trevor! Your Specialty Can Now Be Doing Nothing.

Margaret Has Retired — Leave the Relaxing to Her!


For more retirement cake sayings or retirement party ideas, review some of the funny retirement quotes and retirement sayings on the following websites and see if you can modify any of the quotations to make a funny retirement cake saying out them.

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Quotes about Parties to Help You Throw a Retirement Party

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
— Mickey Friedman

Support wildlife — throw a party!
— Unknown wise person

Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
— Elsa Maxwell

In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the party always finds you.
— Yakov Smirnoff

The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.
— Gerald Nachman 


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While all that retirement money that may go to worthy causes - such as making their Mercedes payments, providing their children with beautiful teeth that glow in the dark and liberating their expensive wine from its glass prison so it can find its way back into the water supply - our best defense is to remember that life isn't just about money.

The latest retirement book in this realm is How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free: Retirement Wisdom That You Won't Get From Your Financial Adviser by Ernie J. Zelinski. This book follows on his earlier The Joy of Not Working, whose title gives you an idea of his central theme.

Trust me - there are books about investing and personal finance that are far more complicated. But few are more accessible, useful and meaningful.

 Scott Burns, Retirement Columnist
Dallas Morning News


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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
— Harry Mahtar

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