Retirement Cake Sayings

and Retirement Party Ideas

Question: What is a retirement party?
Answer: It is a nice way for the company to tell you to get lost!

Retirement cake sayings for the cake at retirement parties can be humorous or serious. 

A professional cake decorator in reply to a query on Yahoo Questions advises: "Does the retiree like fishing, tv surfing, cars? What's his favorite hobby? Incorporate that into the cake theme. Then have it say 'Happy tv surfing' 'Look out fish, he's coming for ya!' or 'Bout time you got to that car'!"

Alternatively, a retirement cake saying can be sincere and express how the retiree was admired, what impression the retiree made on others, and how his or her colleagues wish for his or her continued growth and happiness in retirement.

I would go along with the professional cake decorator and "Make it funny because this is a time for the retiree to enjoy life!

Also buy the retiree a copy of The World's Best Retirement Book.

Happy Retirement Party-Planning!"

Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Here are the top-10 retirement cake sayings according to the How to Retire Happy Website to go along with the retirement humor, various retirement quotes and retirement sayings, and funny retirement sentiments:

#1 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT GARTH AND DIANE! - You Now Have the Time to Happily Spend Your Kids' Inheritance!

#2 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT JUDY! We Know That There Will Be Life After Retirement for You  - a Great Life, Indeed! 

#3 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement Randall! - We know that you will be the person who returns dignity to the art of loafing. 

#4 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement Samuel! - Now every day can be Saturday! 

#5 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Happy Retirement Sandra! - Now every day can be a weekend! 

#6 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBERT! - All you have to do now is what the voices in your wife's head tell you to do. 

#7 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT KATHERINE! - Who says a woman's work is never done? 

#8 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings 

Happy Retirement to Ross! Now Gainfully Unemployed - And  Very Proud of It, Too!

#9 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBIN: Retirement for you will surely be one of rediscovery - new found time, new found freedom, a new routine, and a renewed appreciation of what life is really about.

#10 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings

Happy Retirement Mabel! - We know that you will be working part-time to spoil your grandkids. 

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More Retirement Cake Sayings 

 

 

Happy Retirement Fiona! - If you retire right, the only thing you will worry about is when to eat and when to sleep.

Happy Retirement Tricia! - Retirement is merely ending one venture and beginning a new chapter of life.

HAPPY RETIREMENT JACK: YOU ARE NOW DOWN TO ONE BOSS -YOUR WIFE!

Happy Retirement Don! The Countdown is Over - We Know You Are Retired and Enjoying Life to the Fullest

Happy Retirement Denise - No Alarm Clock. No Commute. No Problem.

Happy Retirement Trevor! Your Specialty Can Now Be Doing Nothing.

Margaret Has Retired - Leave the Relaxing to Her!

For more retirement cake sayings or retirement party ideas, review some of the funny retirement quotes and retirement sayings on the following websites and see if you can modify any of the quotations to make a funny retirement cake saying out them.

• Retirement Sayings on The Retirement Quotes Cafe
• Retirement Sayings on The Joy of Not Working
• Retirement Sayings on Squidoo 
   

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