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Retirement Cake Sayingsand Retirement Party Ideas
Retirement cake sayings for the cake at retirement parties can be humorous or serious. A professional cake decorator in reply to a query on Yahoo Questions advises: "Does the retiree like fishing, tv surfing, cars? What's his favorite hobby? Incorporate that into the cake theme. Then have it say 'Happy tv surfing' 'Look out fish, he's coming for ya!' or 'Bout time you got to that car'!" Alternatively, a retirement cake saying can be sincere and express how the retiree was admired, what impression the retiree made on others, and how his or her colleagues wish for his or her continued growth and happiness in retirement. I would go along with the professional cake decorator and "Make it funny because this is a time for the retiree to enjoy life! Also buy the retiree a copy of The World's Best Retirement Book.
Happy Retirement Party-Planning!"
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For more retirement cake sayings or retirement party ideas, review some of the funny retirement quotes and retirement sayings on the following websites and see if you can modify any of the quotations to make a funny retirement cake saying out them. Retirement Party Ideas — Coming Soon!
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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
— Harry Mahtar
The requirements for successful retirements
are, of course, simple to map out: Begin saving earlier in life, set aside larger
percentages of your pay, invest wisely in low-cost funds, avoid debt, pay off
your mortgage, defer Social Security to boost payouts, and work past traditional
retirement age to make sure you don't run out of money. Stay healthy, too, so your medical expenses don't eat you alive.
We might as well complete this fairy tale by advising you to make sure you find a job with a traditional pension, and
to only work for employers with AAA credit
ratings and great health insurance.
— from US NEWS
Sometimes it's important to work for that
pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply
consists of choosing which color to slide
down on the rainbow.
— Douglas Pagels
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Everyone needs a reason to put their shoes on in the morning [when they retire]. If you put on the slippers, you'll end up
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Whatever the challenge of a new age, in the end what really counts is not the years in our lives but the life in our years. It is not about longevity, but the depth of life. Long ago I learned that age does not wither the mind if people remain positive. No one is too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. It is a mind game. As Churchill suggested, "The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."
— Singapore Retiree Jennie Chau
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